Velvet Mysteries II by A. Goldfarb

$20.00

Andrew Goldfarb, also known as the Slow Poisoner, is BACK with a NEW collection of Velvet Mysteries! Velvet Mystery I was an immediate fan-favorite, and VM2 have been selling LIKE HOTCAKES since coming off the press (in both vending machines and 3-Pax)...and why not!

Unicorns, Earwigs, Famous Poets, Keane Eyes and a Shitty President being flushed down a toilet?? The Real Mystery is why you haven't bought an autographed sheet yet (edition of 20)..!

REMEMBER: if you can honestly say that somebody in this world loves you truly, then you're richer person than Donald J. Trump.